Music Artists with the Most Generic YouTube Comments

You enjoy a song but are a bit bored because there’s no video? You might think you can have fun by reading the comments. How wrong are you!

Amon Amarth

Amon Amarth is a Swedish melodic death metal band from Tumba, formed in 1992. The band takes its name from the Sindarin name of Mount Doom.
1. I played this next to my mum, now she’s my dad2. my beard has never grown so fast3. beard comment4. beard comment5. beard comment6. beard commentGo on an Amon Amarth video, there’s no originality in the comments. – Alkadikce


1. I was so stoned I hit the dislike button2. I started taking drugs when I was 12. Now I am 36.3. I started taking drugs when I was 14. I am still 14.4. I used to do drugs. I still do.5. My best marijuana trip ever with this song6. You need this song to enjoy drugs.
Come on, just because the genre is called stoner rock it does not mean only stoners listen to it. There’s me! – Alkadikce


Nirvana was an American grunge band that was formed in Aberdeen, Washington in 1987. Nirvana disbanded after Kurt Cobain committed suicide in 1994. The drummer of the band, David Grohl, went on to start the Foo-Fighters, an alternative rock band. …read more.
1. R.i.P. Kurt Cobain2. This is REAL music!3. A girl at my class wore a Nirvana T-shirt and she does not know who Kurt Cobain is.4. They have better songs than Smells Like Teen Spirit5. I was born in the wrong generation
6. 3 & 4 combined: I asked the girl with the Nirvana T-Shirt what her favorite Nirvana song is, she said Smells Like Teen Spirit. She is hence not a true Nirvana fan.7. sold-out jokes like this is my neighbor’s favorite song – Alkadikce


Eminem, born Marshall Bruce Mathers III, is an American rapper, actor and music producer born on October 17, 1972 in St. Joseph, Missouri. Eminem has sold over 300 million records making him the bestselling hip-hop artist of all time. In addition to his solo career, he is a member of D12 and (with Royce …read more.
1. eminem’s IQ [points down on number of likes]2. no partying, no drugs, no girls, this is real rap!3. spam liked who’s watching in a certain year comments4. copypasta cringe jokes (e.g. documentsmusicEminemBad songs, neighbors threw a brick, rose-red-violet-blue) – Alkadikce


Megadeth is an American thrash metal band from Los Angeles, California. Megadeth was formed in 1983 by guitarist Dave Mustaine and bassist David Ellefson, shortly after Mustaine was fired from Metallica. They have released 15 studio albums to date, and have gone through many lineup changes, with Dave …read more.
1. thanks Metallica for firing Dave2. better than any Metallica song3. How is Metallica more popular?4. Metallica sold out with the black album! Dave stayed true to metal! (how true…)5. Metallica firing Dave was the greatest thing humanity has done
It’s a pain to read these comments after a while. – Alkadikce


Exodus is an American thrash metal band formed in 1979 in Richmond, California. Spanning a career of 37 years, Exodus has gone through numerous lineup changes, two extended hiatuses, and the deaths of two former band members.
1. They should be in the big four instead of Metallica/Anthrax2. They belong to the big five3. REAL big four: Metallica, Megadeth, Exodus and Kreator4. Big eight: Metallica, Megadeth, Kreator, Testament, Slayer, Exodus, Anthrax, Overkill
The same can be said for many Overkill and Testament comment sections. – Alkadikce


Tool is an American progressive/alternative/post-metal band, that was formed in 1990. …read more.
1. they use the mollusks’ DNA’s codon dictionary to write the guitar chords2. they make their songs after astronomic research and brain surgeries3. greatest musicians to hit the earth. Not only they play in the best and most complex, innovative band of all time but they can drive a starrider and walk on the water4. Amon Amarth makes me grow my beard the fastest, but Tool can make my beard go inside my mouth!
5. Danny Carey created the universe only to gift us with Tool – Alkadikce

ZZ Top

ZZ Top is an American rock band that formed in 1969 in Houston, Texas. The band is composed of bassist and lead vocalist Dusty Hill, guitarist and lead vocalist Billy Gibbons, and drummer Frank Beard.
1. insert Amon Amarth beard comments here2. wow look at their beards3. their lineup never changed for 50 years4. comments about driving5. other unoriginal and unfunny comments – Alkadikce


DragonForce are a British power metal band based in London, England. Formed in 1999, the group are known for their long and fast guitar solos, fantasy-themed lyrics, and electronic sounds in their music to add to their retro video game-influenced sound.
Speed up comments? – Userguy44

My comments for this and Eminem have disappeared mysteriously – Alkadikce

1. I hope the guitar was over 182. I played this next to a [something], now it’s a [aggressive creature resembling something]3. I have never felt so untalented4. comments parodising how generic the other comments are with percentages – Alkadikce

Pearl Jam

Pearl Jam is a Grunge Rock Band formed in Seattle, Washington in 1990. The band had comprised of Eddie Vedder, Mike McCready, Stone Gossard and Jeff Ament. …read more.
Pretty understandable, but the top comments on every Pearl Jam video are that Chris Cornell, Kurt Cobain, Layne Staley and Scott Weiland are dead and Eddie Vedder is still alive. – Alkadikce

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