Top 10 Worst Hair Metal/Glam Metal Songs

CaptainMowzker
Hair Metal or sometimes often called Glam Metal, is a subgenre of Rock that has poppy elements and cheesy lyrics. Not a genre I’m personally a fan of, and I hate the following songs. If you like any of these songs that’s fine, just don’t be a overdramatic prude about it.

The Top Ten

1
Cherry Pie – Warrant

Possibly one of the worst songs I’ve ever heard in my life… the lyrics are cheesy in all the wrong ways possible. – CaptainMowzker

2
Talk Dirty to Me – Poison

This song suffers from atrocious lyrics… awful vocals and mediocre instrumentation in general. – CaptainMowzker

3
Dr. Feelgood – Motley Crue

Not sure why I used to like Motley Crue… but christ this song is obnoxious in all the worst ways possible. – CaptainMowzker

4
Youth Gone Wild – Skid Row

This is what you get… if you have a singer that tries too hard to scream and be badass but ends up sounding like a whiny teenager instead… – CaptainMowzker

Are you kidding me dude? This song is awesome.It’s a hard rock anthem of the 80s. – HEAVYMETALTHUNDER12345

5
Lay It Down – Ratt

It has all the Glam/ Hair Metal song cliches… and does nothing else other than prove why Hair/ Glam Metal can’t be taken seriously. – CaptainMowzker

6
Kiss of Death – Dokken

There’s no redeemable or even semi- decent qualities of this song. – CaptainMowzker

7
Welcome to the Jungle – Guns N’ Roses

I can’t stand the vocals… and the lyrics aren’t any better either. – CaptainMowzker

An overrated song,but not really bad. – HEAVYMETALTHUNDER12345

8
Here I Go Again – Whitesnake

I’m not a fan of this song at all… it’s cheesy but not in a good way. – CaptainMowzker

9
Cum On Feel the Noize – Quiet Riot

10
Kiss My Love Goodbye – L.A. Guns

A awful song… from one of the worst glam/ hair bands in existence. – CaptainMowzker

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